Every month it happens. And every month we’re surprised, caught off guard OR the reason why you almost hit a stranger for looking at you weird yesterday makes sense. Periods are a nightmare, and here are the things we all think about while going through it!
1) What if it never ends?
2) I have at least 20 more years of this shit. That’s like 240 more periods!
3) Have I bled through these trousers?
4) Have I bled through these trousers onto this chair?
5) A box of tampons is how much??!!
6) Will this tampon last another hour?
7) Why does my uterus hate me?
8) LOL this bloke thinks he’s having a hard day. I’m having the same hard day but am BLEEDING CONTINUOUSLY
9) If a man bled continuously for 3-7 days, he’d die
10) That’s a weird colour
11) That scene from the original Carrie movie
12) Why is there no way of quietly unwrapping a tampon / pad?
13) I DON’T DESERVE THIS
14) *Wakes up* Ooh maybe it’s finished! *One hour later* Oh no. No, no.
15) Why is period underwear so expensive?
16) I want to use a menstrual cup, but will it suck out my coil? (I know it won’t but I can be paranoid!)
17) You had all weekend to start! Why Monday morning??!!
18) Can I have pizza again this week?
19) What if all my hormonal chin spots merge together and look like a goatee
20) Can I have sex yet? I probably can. He won’t notice, right?
21) Well, at least I’m not pregnant
Kimberlee
12 Feb 2020OMG this is awesome! Its been years since I went through it…but yes!
Micheala Rennaker
18 Feb 2020This is the best post ever! It is because all of this is so accurate it hurts! LOL Thank you for a great and funny read!