21 Devastating Things You Think About On Your Period

Every month it happens. And every month we’re surprised, caught off guard OR the reason why you almost hit a stranger for looking at you weird yesterday makes sense. Periods are a nightmare, and here are the things we all think about while going through it!

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1) What if it never ends?

2) I have at least 20 more years of this shit. That’s like 240 more periods!

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3) Have I bled through these trousers?

4) Have I bled through these trousers onto this chair?

5) A box of tampons is how much??!!

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6) Will this tampon last another hour?

7) Why does my uterus hate me?

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8) LOL this bloke thinks he’s having a hard day. I’m having the same hard day but am BLEEDING CONTINUOUSLY

9) If a man bled continuously for 3-7 days, he’d die

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10) That’s a weird colour

11) That scene from the original Carrie movie

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12) Why is there no way of quietly unwrapping a tampon / pad?

13) I DON’T DESERVE THIS

14) *Wakes up* Ooh maybe it’s finished! *One hour later* Oh no. No, no.

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15) Why is period underwear so expensive?

16) I want to use a menstrual cup, but will it suck out my coil? (I know it won’t but I can be paranoid!)

17) You had all weekend to start! Why Monday morning??!!

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18) Can I have pizza again this week?

19) What if all my hormonal chin spots merge together and look like a goatee

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20) Can I have sex yet? I probably can. He won’t notice, right?

21) Well, at least I’m not pregnant

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This Post Has 4 Comments

  1. Kimberlee

    OMG this is awesome! Its been years since I went through it…but yes!

  2. Micheala Rennaker

    This is the best post ever! It is because all of this is so accurate it hurts! LOL Thank you for a great and funny read!

  3. Trish

    Lol this was pretty funny. I’m tracking my cycles, so theoretically I should know what to expect, but somehow it still catches me off guard.

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